Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The "Defective Detective"

Sometimes it seems - particularly in the States - as though every possible twist and variation on the tried and trusted cop show has been done. But occasionally, something comes along that's so out of the blue, so unexpected that it make you site up, take notice and hold out hope that maybe, just maybe, there are a few new ideas left.

One such show in the excellent Monk which offers us something we've never see in a cop show before - a hero who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder. Adrian Monk is a former cop traumatised by the death of his wife in a car bomb attack who spent three years locked in his house refusing to leave before finally being coaxed out by his nurse Sharona who continues to help him now that he's doing consultancy work for the police. Afflicted from an early age with obsessive-compulsive disorder which now gives him a compulsive attention to detail, allowing him to spot clues and patterns that the cops may have missed.

At first it might look like that the OCD angle is just a gimmick, a cheap attempt to ring the changes in a show which would otherwise have been a fairly ordinary, if well made and acted, police procedural. But although there were a few dissenting voices, there was plenty of praise for the show from medical community, mainly because, although the depiction of OCD isn't completely accurate, it was the first popular show to highlight the condition and give audiences an insight into what can be a very strange and distressing disorder.

OCD affects very few people - only between 1 and 3.3% - but the effects on its sufferers can be devastating. While studying for a psychology degree many years ago, my class was shown a video of a young woman affected by OCD and her attempts to get through an ordinary day while struggling with her many tics and obsessions. Watching the poor woman trying to leave her house while obsessing over things like how ajar all the internal doors were was deeply affecting and remains one of the most enduring images from my three years of study.

Monk displays many of the more characteristic oddities of the average OCD sufferer - he obsesses about germs and, in one of the most common traits, is fixated on symmetry, always trying to impose order of a chaotic world. It's rare for a real life sufferer to exhibit quite as many of the symptoms as Monk displays but everything he does is characteristic of the disorder. As such, although Monk is often played for gentle humour, there is an underlying sense of the very real torment that sufferers can experience.

And those sufferers themselves seem to have warmed to the character of Monk and seem more than happy that their ailment has been given some long overdue exposure, helping to bust some of the myths surrounding it. As Monk began its third season in 2004, Patricia Perkins, executive director of the Obsessive-Compulsive Foundation and an OCD sufferer herself, surveyed the many emails she had been receiving regarding the show and found that the majority of OCD sufferers were in favour of the show and what it was trying to do.

The beauty of the show is that, although you'll laugh at some of Monk's more eccentric behaviour, it never invites you to laugh at Monk himself. It helps to remove some of the stigma and fear of the illness that can result when the non-afflicted first encounter an OCD sufferer [it can be very distressing in the most severe cases]. It helps that Monk is played with sensitivity by the brilliant Tony Shalhoub, whose performance is outstanding and has helped to raise the public profile of OCD, particularly in the States - so much so that Shalhoub has claimed, with some justification, that his character is now the "poster boy" for OCD sufferers.

If, like me, you came late to Monk, you're got a real treat in store as you try to catch up - and you really should. Its a genuinely offbeat show that mixes comedy with sleuthing better than anything else we've seen in recent years. If you haven't succumbed to the eccentric charms of TV's most unusual detective, pop over to the competition page where you could win one of five boxsets of season four up for grabs - I promise you won't regret it!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

What a Performance!

Every so often, British television does something that completely surprises you. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it's so exciting that you just want to share it with someone. And the current goings-on on the Performance Channel are one such event.

I have no idea what the US version of Performance is like but I suspect it's pretty much the same as it is here in the UK. Until recently, it was the home of more highbrow entertainment - classical music concerts, ballet, opera, jazz, you know the sort of thing. But recently, something completely unexpected has been happening at nights on Performance. Some time last year, the British Performance Channel was bought by cable TV giants Eicom and there was some talk of them starting a new channel, Performance Horror, which would act as a rival to the existing specialist channel Zone Horror, formerly The Horror Channel. That has yet to materialise, but at some point they seem to have bought the entire catalogues of Crown International - distributors of cult crap throughout the 70s and 80s - and Eros, the old British low-budget distributor from the 50s and 60s.

With Performance Horror still not happening, the cream of this bizarre back catalogue is now showing on Performance Channel after 23:00 each evening - after a day of Oscar Petterson, Strauss in Vienna or Bizet's Carmen British cable and satellite TV viewers can now settle down for a triple bill every night of fabulous low-budget trash, usually comprising a double bill of American films [at least one of which is a Crown International release] and finally, in the very early hours, a creaky old British movies from the glory days of the quota quickies.

One of the many little pleasures of the Performance Channel screenings is to be fount in the eccentricity of their presentation. Advertised films don't turn up and are replaced by something similar [so you never know what you've got when you check your recordings the next morning] and when they do show up they're occasionally shown in very strange ways - last night, for example, we had the dreadful comedy The Beach Girls [1982] - directed by Bud Townsend of porno version of Alice in Wonderland [1976] infamy. After one ad break [and more on those in a moment] the film returned to where it was a few minutes before the break began, then ground to a halt with a caption reading "End of Part 1". After a few seconds of blank screen, up came "Part 2" and off we went...

The ad breaks on Performance are bizarre - they seem to include them just because they have to and often they have no ads to show at all. Instead we get a 30 second piece montage of back stage clips from The Old Vic and then we're back into the film. Elsewhere, there's a 10 second flash for Kenco Coffee that gets shown on its own [yes, you read right, 10 second ad breaks...] or the same ad for conservatories of language courses. It's all very, very strange...

But who am I to criticise when they're showing such strange and rare films? Already we've had Trip With the Teacher [1974], a very rare Last House on the Left knock-off with Zalman King as the leader of a gang of rapacious bikers; William Grefé's Stanley, about a native American using snakes to kill those who cross him; Dorothy Stratten in Galaxina, Mae West's fabulously awful Sextette and much more besides.

For those of you who can get The Performance Channel and haven't yet heard about this treasure trove of lost junk, don't despair - most of the films already shown are being repeated throughout November. These screenings don't seem to have been at all well advertised so to do our bit EOFFTV will keep you up to date with what's due to be shown each month - though bear in mind that the schedule change without warning so don't blame me if something you really wanted to see doesn't actually turn up!

OK, here's what's showing for the rest of October - November's schedules to follow next week:

SUNDAY 22 OCTOBER
23:00 - 0045: Patriot [1986] - ex-Navy SEAL helps to track down terrorists who have made off with a nuclear weapon.

MONDAY 23 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:30: Blue Money [1972] - a porn film director makes the mistake of getting involved in affair with one of his stars.
02:30 - 03:45: Home To Danger [1951] - a drug dealer tries to kill his partner's daughter; directed by Terence Fisher.
23:00 - 00:45: The Resurrection of Zachary Wheeler [1971] - Leslie Nielson stars as a reporter who stumbles upon some nasty medical experiments.

TUESDAY 24 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:30: Malibu Beach [1978] - teen comedy starring no-one you've ever heard of.
02:30 - 04:00: Kill Me Tomorrow [1957] - another Terence Fisher thriller, co-directed by Francis Searle.
23:00 - 00:45: Single Room Furnished [1968] - Jayne Mansfield's last film.

WEDNESDAY 25 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:15: My Chauffeur [1986] - mid-80s teen comedy. Says it all surely...
02:15 - 03:45: Keep it Clean [1956] - British comedy about a man who develops a revolutionary new cleaning machine.
23:00 - 00:45: Glen and Randa [1971] - bonkers post-apocalyptic science fiction film that should have been a lot better than it was...

THURSDAY 26 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:15: The Pom Pom Girls [1976] - Robert Carradine heads the cast in another teen comedy. Also stars 70s cult icon Rainbeaux Smith.
02:15 - 03:45: Life in Emergency Ward 10 [1959] - big screen spin-off from the popular British TV series, directed by Robert Day [Grip of the Strangler [1958], Corridors of Blood [1958], First Man Into Space [1959] et al].
23:00 - 00:30: The Hellcats [1967] - female biker gangs on the rampage.

FRIDAY 27 OCTOBER
00:30 - 02:00: Revenge of the Cheerleaders [1976] - Rainbeaux Smith again in a film that pretty much does exactly what the title says.
02:00 - 03:00: Murder at 3am [1953] - British crime thriller directed by Francis Searle, starring Dennis Price.
23:00 - 00:45: Wild Riders [1971] - a pair of thugs rape two women and take over their home.

SATURDAY 28 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:30: Weekend Pass [1984] - dreadful attempt to remake On the Town [1949] without the songs and without the jokes.
02:30 - 04:00: Live It Up [1963] - Lance Comfort directed David Hemmings in a rock-and roll musical.
23:00 - 01:00: Hunk [1987] - don't waste time or tape on this terrible comedy about computers, the devil and the creation of "the perfect man". Bloody awful in every respect.

SUNDAY 29 OCTOBER
01:00 - 02:30: Virgin Queen of St Francis High [1987] - a high school jock tries to score with a virginal beauty queen.
02:30 - 04:30: The Master of Bankdam [1947] - brothers fight for control of the family business in this period piece directed by Walter Forde and edited by Terence Fisher.
23:00 - 00:30: Click: The Calendar Girl Killer [1990] - a serial killer stalks fashion models; directed by Ross Hagen who also turns up as the star of many of these films.

MONDAY 30 OCTOBER
00:30 - 02:00: Not Tonight, Darling [1971] - hopeless early 70s British sex comedy - without any sex or comedy...
02:00 - 03:30: 29 Acacia Avenue [1945] - British comedy starring Jimmy Hanley, Megs Jenkins and Dinah Sheridan.
20:00 - 21:40: Tread Softly Stranger [1958] - crime thriller starring Diana Dors.
23:00 - 00:45: The Demon [1979] - the great Cameron Mitchell went to South Africa for this horror movie.

TUESDAY 31 OCTOBER
00:45 - 02:30: Games That Lovers Play [1970] - Joanna Lumley stars in a terrible British sex comedy.
02:30 - 04:00: And The Same To You [1960] - boxing related British comedy starring the king of the farces, Brian Rix; first Doctor Who William Hartnell; Carry On legend Sid James; and TV comedy magician Tommy Cooper.
23:00 - 00:30: Blood Mania [1970] - obscure American horror film.

Friday, October 13, 2006

REVIEW: New Police Story [2004]

After frittering away his considerable talents in far too many Hollywood productions that really didn't do his considerable talents justice [The Tuxedo [2001], the Shanghai Noon and Rush Hour films, Around the World in 80 Days [2004]], Jackie Chan returned home to Hong Kong for his first proper leading role there in years with San ging chaat goo si, now making it to the UK as New Police Story. The result isn't quite on a par with those classic action movies that Chan made back in the 80s, but it's head and shoulders above the rest of his recent work and is more fun than just about anything else we've seen in a cinema this year.

Chan is fabulous as ever - who'd believe that he was 50 years old when he made this? He looks great and has lost none of the daring athleticism that has earned him the adoration of millions around the world. When we first see him, it's a pretty atypical appearance - drunk as a skunk and vomiting copiously in a back alley. He's playing that most tiresome of movie clichés, the washed up cop, driven to the bottle by the massacre of his special unit by a band of rich pretty-boy spoilt kids who wile away their meaningless days staging elaborate bank robberies and tormenting the police.

Chan - that's the character's name as well - is called back to duty when the gang reappears and the stage is set for a series of outlandish stunts and scraps as he teams up with a young partner [played by pop-star / actor / idol Nicholas Tse] who may not be quite what he seems.

The first thing you notice in New Police Story is that it's not a comedy - Chan has been typecast in the west as the slapstick martial artist, Hollywood producers failing to understand that, although he made more than his share of knockabout comedy in Hong Kong, he's also a very accomplished straight actor. Here he gets the chance to play it straight and he does a fantastic job.

The plot is almost defiantly old school and all the better for it - it doesn't try to be clever, hip or ground-breaking. It just sets out to deliver the goods and it certainly manages to do that - the action is thick and fast, the stunts awesome [I was convinced that the Jackie-running-from-unfeasibly-large-explosion shot had to be a CGI effect until seeing the obligatory outtakes during the end credits] and the cast pretty, athletic and great fun to watch. And the whole package is beautifully shot by Anthony Pun and directed with commendably few flashy or showy moments by Benny Chan.

Those who only know Chan as the high-kicking sidekick from his Western films may find this incarnation of his screen persona a bit odd - he's acting his age, playing it straight straight and clearly tipping his hat to those who have been following his career since before his hit-and-miss Hollywood adventure [there's a lovely bit of business involving a runaway bus that explicitly references the original Ging chaat goo si / Police Story [1985], to which this new film has no connection incidentally].

Just when you thought Jackie Chan had run out steam and was ready to start collecting his pension, he's back, he's just as great as he ever was and if he keeps on making films like this from time to time I'm sure I won't the only one prepared to turn a blind eye those mostly awful Hollywood disasters.

New Police Story opens in the UK today, Friday 13 October, and we've got copies of the poster [one signed by Jackie himself!] up for grabs on the competitions page. And don't forget to read our interview with Jackie here.

And - finally! - check out the Jackie Chan / New Police Story game at the official site.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Holding a Grudge

All the recent Grudge / Ju-on related activity here at EOFFTV inevitably got me thinking about the extraordinary history of this much-loved Japanese horror series and its creator, Takashi Shimizu. Although it was Hideo Nakata who re-introduced J-horror to the west with Ringu [1998], it has been Shimizu who has been the genre's most committed practitioner, with no less than 14 film or TV horrors to his name since his career began in 1998 - and with at least two more to come.

Although he's occasionally worked outside the Grudge series - with films like Tomie: Re-Birth [2001], Marebito [2004] and Rinne / Reincarnation [2005] - it is the six feature films and two segments of a TV film relating the ongoing story of a powerful curse for which he is best known. Much has been written in the past about the obsessiveness with which Italian director Dario Argento has explored various tropes and iconography that crops up over and over again in his films, but even his compulsive need to rework the same themes pales into insignificance beside Shimizu's extraordinary dedication to a single theme.

The Grudge story began in 1998 shortly after Shimizu created a three minute short for his end-of-semester film while studying at film school in Tokyo. The film so impressed his tutor, J-horror legend Kiyoshi Kurosawa [of Cure [1997] and Kairo [2001] fame], that he introduced Shimizu to producer Yasuyuki Uemura, who was preparing a TV horror anthology film, Gakkô no kaidan G [1998] for Kansai-TV. Uemura was also taken by the way that Shimizu was able to create a palpable sense of terror in so short a running time and signed him up for not one but two of the film's segments, 4444444444 and Katasumi [the other directors were Kurosawa and Tetsu Maeda.

Shimizu subsequently claimed [in an interview with the Japattack website that the two short segments "are actually the foundations of Juon. They lay out the basic premise of the curse and it is almost like the true prequel of the story." 4444444444 features a young man coming across an abandoned mobile phone which begins to ring. When he answers it, he hears cats, foreshadowing the eerie use of cats and their cries in the Grudge feature films, and it ends with the genuinely scary first appearance of ghost boy Toshio [unnamed here but its definitely him]. Meanwhile Katasumi / In a Corner features a pair of schoolgirls being attacked by the ghostly woman we later come to know and fear as Toshio's mother.

Shimizu developed the two characters for his first run through of the Grudge story, Ju-on [2000], again made for Kansai TV. Seen today, in the wake of the two remakes [the Japanese version in 2002 and the American re-run in 2004], this first iteration of the story seems a little crude, with its cut-price special effects and limited resources, but it still packs a powerful punch. It's much slower than the remakes [which should strike terror in the hearts of those who complain that the remakes are already too slow] but has some of the most memorably scary moments in the entire series. Shimizu's real talent is in creating a steadily accumulating air of dread and unease and that's more than evident here - it make take its own good time in telling its story, but that mounting horror is genuinely unsettling.

The first TV version of the story also features that odd story structure that Shimizu has favoured for the series ever since. Perhaps inspired by the anthology format of Gakkô no kaidan G, the Ju-on films feature a series of loosely related and inter-locking vignettes which combine to tell a single overall episode in the ongoing tale of the Grudge.

Ju-on was a huge success and Shimizu returned to the same world with the disappointing Ju-on 2 [2000] which is made up of an extraordinary amount of material from the first film, as much as 30 minutes of its meagre 76 minute running time. After a pointless recap of events from the first film [which is where the 30 minute "flashback" comes in] Shimizu finishes off the storylines from the first film but this time it's a rather prosaic and tedious affair, leading some commentators to suggest that this is actually just material that was cut from the first film and lazily cobbled together to create a hasty cash-in.

Nevertheless, the video release of Ju-on 2 was another hit and Shimizu decided to bring the story to a wider audience with a feature film version. Ju-on [2003], aka Ju-on: The Grudge retold the story of Toshio and his vengeful mother and the chaos they create in and around their haunted house. Again, the story is told in a series of inter-locking short stories, chronicling the various residents and visitors to the house.

The film version is obviously slicker than its predecessors and moves at a more comfortable [for Western audiences] pace but it lacks some of the sheer terror that the original, cruder version of the story generated. There are some astonishing moments - say what you like about the apparent silliness of it, but that moment when Hitomi dives under her duvet only to find something nasty waiting for her is still brilliantly scary, and there are some fabulous, almost subliminal glimpses of Toshio stalking Kayako during her time working at the hospital. But the film lacks the steady accumulation of dread that the TV movie had, and the performances are not as effective or as believable this time round. That said, it's still a genuinely creepy film that proved to be the "next big thing" from Japan when it reached Western audiences.

By the time non-Japanese audiences got their first taste of the Grudge, the series had already comprised the Gakkô no kaidan G segments and two feature length TV / video releases and even before the film version of Ju-on had run its course there were nagging questions over whether or not Shimizu had anything left to say on the subject. Just how long could he keep on telling the same story without boring his audiences to death? And was he really a one trick pony, capable only of working in the Ju-on milieu? The poor critical and public reception of Tomie: Re-Birth [2001], made between the first two Ju-ons and the first theatrical version suggested that perhaps he hadn't got it in him to make anything but endless variations of the same story.

These nagging doubts were partly put to rest with the release of the second theatrical film, Ju-on: The Grudge 2 [2003] which, although it did little to assuage fears that Shimizu was incapable of making anything but Grudge movies, did at least suggest that there was still plenty of life left in the series. A quantum leap ahead of the first theatrical film, Ju-on 2 boasts better performances, a more cohesive overall storyline [though it still adopts that curious, time-skipping structure familiar from earlier films] and more scares than the first theatrical film.

Ju-on: The Grudge 2 remains the pinnacle [thus far] of Shimizu's obsessive interrogation of the same story, packing in some incredibly subtle shocks and more inventive twists and turns than all the rest of the films put together. The possessed wig may be a bit silly - albeit with a great pay-off - but look out for Toshio's ghostly handprints on a car windscreen and the disturbing revelations about Kyoko's pregnancy among other impressive new wrinkles to the story.

The film boasts the single best vignette in the entire series, the beautifully constructed and frankly completely brilliant story of Tomoko who is haunted by strange banging sounds coming through the walls of her apartment every night at 12:27 am. This is Shimizu at his very best, an eerie mystery that develops beautifully to a fabulous resolution that is as shocking as it is unexpected. This one story alone is worth the price of a DVD purchase.

Scarier, more emotionally engaging and more ambitious than the first theatrical release, Ju-on 2 should have been the zenith of the series and indeed Shimizu looked set to move on to pastures new, having finally worked the Grudge out of his system. In 2004, he made the flawed but fascinating dark fantasy Marebito and contributed a segment, Kinpatsu kaidan, to another TV anthology film, Suiyô puremia: sekai saikyô J horâ SP Nihon no kowai yoru [2004], both of which saw him venturing beyond the confines of the Grudge milieu.

But by this time, Hollywood had caught on to the growing worldwide success of Japanese horror and the success of the less-than-impressive Ringu remake, The Ring, in 2002 opened the way for a series of Americanised remakes of Asian hits, including Dark Water [2005] [a remake of Hideo Nakata's Honogurai mizu no soko kara [2002]], Pulse [2006] [reworking Kurosawa's Kairo [2001]] and the forthcoming The Eye [2007], a remake of EOFFTV's favourite Asian horror film, the Pang Brother's terrifying Jin gwai [2002]. Inevitably, the popularity of the Ju-on series demanded it's own remake - less inevitably, the Hollywood reworking would be made by Shimizu, the first time that an Asian director had been brought in to redo his own work.

As a result, The Grudge [2004] is by default the best of the Hollywood remakes, though to be fair if it had been directed by anyone else it would have been a lot less interesting than it is. It reworks the same ideas that Shimizu has been peddling for the previous six years and is notably less scary thanks to the basic idea being dumbed down for western consumption. But despite that it's a very watchable film, with even Sarah Michelle Gellar turning in a better performance than one might have expected from her in the lead role.

The Grudge was a surprise hit and it had the unfortunate effect of dragging Shimizu back into Grudgeworld just as it looked like he was going to start spreading his wings and move on. Once you get involved with Hollywood, the chances of escaping a long-running series start to get slimmer and Shimizu was lured back for his sixth full-length go at the same story in 2006 with the as yet unseen The Grudge 2. It's picking up some good early notices [the consensus is that it's better than the first Americanised version] but surely now Shimizu is losing any credibility he may have had. Despite the fact that his contribution to the J-Horror Theatre project, Rinne / Reincarnation [2005] has also been well received, he's finding it hard to escape the curse of The Grudge and has announced a third Japanese theatrical version, Ju-on: The Grudge 3, due for release next year. Shimizu has declared that this will be the final instalment of the series, but Sony Pictures, creators of the Hollywood versions, may yet throw a spanner in the works - they announced at the 2006 Comic-Con that they were pressing ahead with their own Grudge 3. And yes, they've asked Shimizu to direct but he's professed a desire to simply produce this planned version and hands the reins over to someone else. Not that it's stopped him re-visiting the American Grudge for an extended Director's Cut which adds some new gore scenes, rejigs the storyline and reinstates some previously discarded footage.

The Grudge series is one of the most convoluted in film history, essentially consisting of a pair of mini-prequels followed by three separate but related series of films that all tell the same story - the tale of a curse created by a horrific double murder - from various angles. The curious thing about it is that, although one would love to write it off as a seemingly never-ending cash-cow. every time you thing that Shimizu has run out of steam and done all that there is to do with the series, he comes up with something new and interesting. Whether it will survive another two instalments to the parallel Japanese and American series remains to be seen.
KEVIN LYONS

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